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April 24, 2008:

Students Use Emoticons In Homework And Teachers Are...>:-O

Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Still Doesn’t Work

Meet Stephen Johnson, EPA’s Alberto Gonzales

High Gas Prices Create Criminals

Did North Korea Help With Building The Syrian Nuclear Reactor?

April 23, 2008:

Want A Son? Eat More Cookie Crisp.

MADD At Wisconsin

Interfering With Hundreds Of EPA Scientists

General Petraeus’ Spiffy New Job

Depressing Data From Darfur

April 22, 2008:

What You Need To Know About Heparin

The Story On Rep. Douglas Bruce

Look Ma, the Escalator Ate My Shoes!

In America, Female Life Expectancy Drops... What The Heck?

Army Standards Dropping Like They’re Hot

April 21, 2008:

The Incredible Sex Change Laser

Global Warming, Laser Shows, Robin Hood And Giant Mobs Of Murderous Jellyfish

Driving Drunk In Licking County

VA Sued Over Veteran Suicides

Government Fraud, Unstable Grenades, And Strip Clubs

(Un)Happy Equal Pay Day

April 18, 2008:

Popeyes Or Chik-Fil-A? What Your Chicken Says About Your Politics.

Meet The Scuppies

DNA, DNA Everywhere, And The Feds Want Even More

Students Get Slammed By The Credit Crisis

Bush’s Hot Air Didn’t Fool The World

Anatomy Of A $50 Million Scandal

April 15, 2008:

Waste, Fraud And Abuse At America’s Attic

In Florida, Mark Foley Is “The Beau Of The Ball”

If You Live Here, Stock Up On Allegra

What You Need To Know About Donald Rumsfeld’s Book

Iraqi Refugees Turning To Anti-American Militias

Four Things You Should Know About McCain’s Speech Yesterday

April 14, 2008:

Your Car’s A Gas Snob

Food Prices Budge Into The Healthy Food Lunch Line

Celebrate Tax Day With Free Donuts, Cheap Pizza And A Beer

President Bush + Big Business = BFF

Ouch. It’s Tax Day.

Bush’s Global Warming Bluff

April 11, 2008:

The Drowning Middle Class

Dude, Your Footprint Is Huge!

When Stocks Fall, CEOs Profit

Five Things You Should Know About The Senate Housing Bill

Bush’s Big Iraq Announcement Hides Terrible News

April 09, 2008:

The Olympic Torch Comes To San Francisco

If The Light Turns Red, You're A Liar

Federal Employees Use Your Tax Dollars On eHarmony

How Google Plans On Solving The Refugee Crisis

Congratulations! You’ve Killed Free Speech!

Computers Know How Hot You Are

New Orleans Faces A Storm Of Foreclosures

Awww, Now The Mortgage Crisis Is Hitting Rich Folks Too

As The General Gabs, Baghdad Burns

April 07, 2008:

By the Numbers

It’s The End Of The Internet As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

5 Really Dumb Things To Do To Your Body

VA Spends Cash On Sharper Image, Casino Trips

The Olympic Torch Protests Explained

Encyclopedia Brown And The Case Of The Missing Search Term

April 03, 2008:

Starbucks Can Save Your Brain

It's Okay If You're A One-Minute Man

If You Can Fight In Iraq, Shouldn't You Be Able To Have A Beer?

Hey Pentagon, Here's A Tip: Test The Body Armor Before You Buy It

As The Economy Crashes, Where's Our "CEO-In-Chief?"

April 02, 2008:

Smoking’s In Your Genes

Fatism Is The New Racism

Pentagon Shifts Focus From Quakers And Hippies

Everything You Need To Know About The New Torture Memo

$17.2 Billion Worth Of The Other White Meat

April 01, 2008:

The Children Really Isn’t Learning

Global Warming + Malaria In Colorado = Global Health Crisis

The Road To New Orleans Is Paved With Good Intentions

Insurance Companies Are Killing Social Security

GAO: Weapon Systems Billions Over Budget, Years Behind Schedule

March 27, 2008:

New Ads Want You To Fry