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Name Ann Coulter’s next book!

Ann Coulter. Some of you dislike her, some of you-

Well. Moving on.

Campus Progress is proud to hold the first-ever Name Ann Coulter’s Next Book Contest. In the spirit of Coulter’s previous masterpieces such as Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right and Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism, we’re turning to the Campus Progress community to craft the title for her next work of fiction.

The title must be the same format as Coulter’s books: a single word, followed by an explanatory subtitle. Following the spirit of Ann Coulter, any liberal-like attempts to resist conformity will be disqualified. Here’s a few examples to get you started:

Concubine: Why Liberals Want Saddam to Date Your Daughter

Clorox: Liberal Lies About my Hair

Genocide: How Hollywood Filth Causes the Murder of Millions of Sperm Daily

Nucleopositronics: How the Analysis of Plutonium Tetrahydrates in a Semi-Fluid Matrix Intervenes the Quantum Mechanics of Hexidecimal Bipeptides, and Liberals are Evil Traitors

Send your entries pasted in the text of your e-mail, not as an attachment, to cpwebmaster@campusprogress.org. Please include your real full name, the city and state you’re writing from, the school you attend (if any), and a valid e-mail address.

Enter as many times as you wish. We’ll post our favorite entries on CampusProgress.org.

The grand prize winner gets their very own Ann Coulter talking action figure. You may do with it what you wish. In addition, we’ll happily forward the winning entry to Ms. Coulter and her editor as a courtesy from all of us here at Campus Progress.

All entries must be received by 11:59 PM on Friday, Feb. 25, and the decision of the judges is final. Entries that don’t follow the required format or arrive after the deadline will not be accepted, and their authors will be executed just to show we mean business.

Campus Progress reserves the right to publish any and all entries, as well as disqualify entries that violate the Terms of Use of CampusProgress.org (racist, threatening, etc.) The winner understands he/she must provide Campus Progress with a mailing address upon notification of winning in order to receive the prize. While allowed to enter, both employees of The Center for American Progress and Ann Coulter herself are ineligible to win.