The Friday List-down: 11 Rejected Chapter Titles From George W. Bush’s New Memoir, ‘Decision Points’

Welcome to the Friday List-down. (If you don't get it, then watch one or two of these videos, then get back to us.) It's been a long election season, but one that was filled with many candidates with lots of personality. For those folks who ran unsuccessful campaigns, we have some suggestions on their next steps.

1. The Yale Years: Where did I leave my car keys, and why am I not wearing any pants?
2. Water sports, hunting with Dick, and other favorite pastimes
3. Why I was really reading that book upside down that one time
4. Salty snacks and other threats to America
5. Destroying America: Mission Accomplished
6. All the Dick jokes I thought up but never said out loud
7. I do care about black people. Just ask Condi! 
8. The Pet Goat and other foreign policy texts
9. The time Donald Rumsfeld borrowed $5 and told me he'd pay me back with Iraq's oil money. (Still waiting on that $5, Rummy.)
10. What sex is like after 50, a guest chapter by Laura Bush
11. Trading Sammy Sosa and increasing the deficit through tax cuts: Just lemme explain, Okay?

To see last Friday's list-down, click here.

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