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The Friday List-down: 10 Things That Frighten Glenn Beck the Most This Halloween

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  • The Friday List-down: 10 Things That Frighten Glenn Beck the Most This Halloween

Today we're introducing the Friday List-down. (If you don't get it, then watch one or two of these videos, then get back to us.) Today we're focusing on Glenn Beck, the media figure we love to hate. He has a lot of fears that he talks about all year long, but here are some of the ones we think will frighten him the most this Halloween.

  1. Appendicitis (Too soon?)
  2. George Soros
  3. Anchor babies
  4. The falling price of gold
  5. Liberation theology Marxists
  6. Elena Kagan, Sandra Day O'Connor, Sonya Sotomayor, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Guess what they all have in common?)
  7. Union/an army of the unemployed
  8. Jews (No, wait. That's Rick Sanchez's biggest fright this year.)
  9. Rally crowds of over 150,000
  10. Chalk Shortage
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